“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” —Woody Allen (via booksandnerds)
“You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.” —Frank McCourt (Angela’s Ashes)
“Do not worry. You have always written before and you will write now. All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.” —Ernest Hemingway (via betweenthings)
How to experience Florida from anywhere in the world!
- Do your laundry!!!
- When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.
- Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.
- Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!
Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!
Enjoy your homemade Florida.
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